Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022

Beef Churret

Beef Churret is like a beef soup stew with beef and churret. It allows people to enter the 5th dimension via alcohol pensioning and STDs. This holy item was gifted by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH himself.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy: Beef Churret

Literally everyone: Yoooo same I felt that one

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Wild Beef

When you can’t think of what a cow is called, so you call it wild beef.

1“Hey look it’s a uh… wild beef.”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”

by TheCouncilofDev May 8, 2023

Roast Beef Coochie

This is the type of coochie that makes you gag. It looks like a roast beef sandwich. Legend states that the term derived form a bitch names Mckinely. Her boyfriend must be blind to want to hit that.

Daisalynn: Do you see her over there. I heard her coochie looks like roast beef and smells like a sushi roll
Tori: That’s so gross. That’s the new term to describe nasty hags
Daisalynn: All my homies hate Mckinely. F that bish #Roast Beef Coochie

by PeopleWhoHate June 8, 2022

BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.

Ur nan has got a beef flange.

by Bum your nan October 11, 2020

beef broth

Beef broth is a nickname for someone who is so bland, it's not even funny. This term can apply to looks or personality. People called beef broth can also be intolerant and close-minded, basically people you don't want to hang with.

Who cares about Ginny? She's such a beef broth! Hermione's where it's at.

by charring December 17, 2010