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turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.
When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.
by sky10202 October 15, 2023
mugGet the turtle pipemug.

turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.
That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.
by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024
mugGet the turtle mclovinmug.

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
mugGet the Kiss the turtlemug.

Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.
by D_Train August 14, 2019
mugGet the Turtle headmug.

holy yeet turtle

by ventron500 November 22, 2019
mugGet the holy yeet turtlemug.

flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up
It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.
by jjloza June 12, 2022
mugGet the flip a turtlemug.

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Useless Turtlemug.

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