A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.
Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
by my latest post isnt ragebait June 25, 2025
Get the r/metalmemesmug. Person 1: do you know what does r/littlethirteen reddit subforum for? i've been looking for a memes and found it.
Person 2: that weirdly sounds like a child pornography.
Person 1: kinda doubted about it. can you visit it?
Person 2: it says it is empty. maybe the owner deleted everything about it.
Person 2: that weirdly sounds like a child pornography.
Person 1: kinda doubted about it. can you visit it?
Person 2: it says it is empty. maybe the owner deleted everything about it.
by AlphaBread December 9, 2018
Get the r/littlethirteenmug. A man who constantly takes Ls
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