A Ketu is a very rare creature who makes strange suggabush noises. This creature is always clean shaven.
by Ambika March 11, 2004
Ketu, is a strange creature that acts slow, eats slow, moves slow and thinks slow. A Ketu likes to hide in bushes and make strange monkey noises because it's afraid of the female gender.
by ke2u2 February 23, 2016