Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

A Red Steve

A Red Steve is the type of person who pretends to be very left wing. He truly cares so much for the planet that he owns at least 2 cars (one of which must be a gas guzzling SUV) and drives to work.

You just pretend to care. You are such a Red Steve

by DomonicC May 27, 2020

Red Fascist

People who express left-wing politics but also show sympathy or support for reactionary/chauvinistic/authoritarian ideology. Often used by anarchists and left-libertarians.
However, there are ideologies that are a synthesis of fascism and left-wing economic policy such as National Bolshevism

Vaush's videos defending tankies makes him look like a red fascist

by Cryo311 May 31, 2023

Red zeppelin

Sore knob

I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

Red William

Someone with red hair and red skin. They are usually not smart and awkward

Did you see that Red William over there? His skin is so red.

by theycallmeredwilliam January 20, 2020