Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.

“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”

by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023

fuck knuckle

A slang term for a dumb mother fucker who really does not understand they are a dumb mother fucker.

After a lame conversation I had to say, “He is such a fuck knuckle”.

by Wayne Schlinger & Kevski September 23, 2021

Just Fucking Rich

Fucking rich is someone who have more money than Aleks Ivanchev, The Top G (worth 350Million $)
"Its so easy to get rich if you're not lazy, stupid or arrogant"
Don't be a brokie"
“Aleks Ivanchev”

He's just fucking rich, driving around in his Rolls-Royce like it's nothing.
Aleks Ivanchev (one of the wealthiest people in Bulgaria)

by Xxwwxx March 26, 2024

fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person

A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!

by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021

Down to fuck

hun are 5 or 6 if you are then dont worry about it live life untill find out what it means bye

but if you aint and you dont know what down to fuck means then you are too innocent god

by Justcallmesweetheart August 2, 2022