Skip to main content

fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
mugGet the fantasy fuck team mug.

Fuck

Fuck
by Duckytheducc May 17, 2021
mugGet the Fuck mug.

fuck stutter

Term employed to describe the asynchronous breaks during copulation usually due to physical exhaustion or awkward positioning.
Our night of passionate bliss was interupted by several, uncomfortable fuck stutters when we decided to change positions.
by Paul Jacobs March 6, 2004
mugGet the fuck stutter mug.

mini fuck

"good god i'm so sick of laurel and her stupid little mini fuck"
by meyowp February 19, 2024
mugGet the mini fuck mug.

Fuck-n-huck

A maneuver in which an individual or group exerts power over and takes advantage of another individual or group, then throws the latter an explanation justifying why they had to do so. In other words, people are fucked with in some way, then hucked a reason for why they deserved it. In fact, they should have expected it!
The colonizers pulled a classic fuck-n-huck on the colonized, taking control of their lands and lives, then claiming to teach them how to make both their lands and lives more “productive.”
by CitizenNaturalist January 19, 2018
mugGet the Fuck-n-huck mug.

Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck
Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
by lil nightmare May 3, 2024
mugGet the Fuck if i care mug.

Lazy Fuck

Billy get up and take a picture you lazy fuck!
by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020
mugGet the Lazy Fuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email