Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 25, 2020

Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.

Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.

by JakBCrippled December 28, 2011

Walking a sleazy

When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy

dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad

by CRIPPLEhank May 25, 2009

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021

Walking stick

Injection drug users slang for "works" or "kit", a syringe loaded w/ the users drug of choice.

Can you bring me a walking stick? Need a little help.

by Knows_Shit January 08, 2015

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 25, 2024

Finger Walking

When a gay guy makes walking motions with his finger on another (generally not gay) man.

Jake: Don't finger walk on me, Brett. I can't stand when people are Finger Walking on me.

by IShouldWarnYou March 25, 2011