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wanker for life 

A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk
guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life
Walbert is an only child who doesn't know how to socialize with people, he is unorganized, is rude by asking women their age but doesn't show his license to prove his own age, but overall a nice genuine guy who just sucks at socializing and making friends.
Wow that guys such a Walbert.
Walbert by paola and johnny June 3, 2018

belly wackers 

When you wear your trousers/boxers at nipple height and look stupid with your self imposed wedgy
Guy 1: you seen her belly wackers?
Guy 2: yeh there ryt up to her tits!
belly wackers by Jackamo 06 August 22, 2006
A pathological liars, or "mythomaniac". A person deluded, believing in a world which they created, where anything no matter how idiotic or absurd, is possible.

Alternatively, a person so utterly inept, moronic and borderline retarded they unable to perform the most basic of tasks.
"I ran 8 miles in 6 minutes today!"
"Dude, don't be such a Waller!"

"I used to be famous in America, I was in a band you might of heard of: Metallica!"
"Wow, you're an immense Waller."

"Count to 10? 1, 2, 6, 8, 10. Those other numbers don't matter."
"You Waller, get out of my sight, your Waller-ness disgusts me."
Waller by Pinnochio Von Waller September 5, 2007

Willy wanker 

A guy who is a faggot and disrespects girls often a sextist hates himself and try's to act cool. Has a small penis and is around 14 to 20
Girl 1Did you see Jake he is such a Willy wanker
Girl2 Ya he told me to go to the cafateria and make him a burger.
Willy wanker by Payne_Empire November 29, 2016

Lower Wacker Drive 

(V). A means of sexual pleasure, Lower Wacker Drive (named after the street in Chicago IL) is when a man (on bottom in stated position) rubs his penis along the crevice of a girl’s vagina. In addition to simply rubbing his penis against the virginal crevice, he generally uses the girl’s fecal matter as a lubricant in this action. This is generally performed in the back of a moving car.
Well we picked up this hott hitch hiker and I couldn't resist giving her a Lower Wacker Drive.