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After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
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"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician
Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
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Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
by penisslikker January 2, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>
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