Twat flaubber

Broken rubber band

I couldn't finish my hair cause the twat flaubber hit me in the face!

by Twatflaubber July 21, 2015

Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015

Twat

a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks

Rileys brother is a utter twat

by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021

Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011

Twat

Aka Donald Trump / Boris Johnson etc

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!

by The urban project September 15, 2020

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014

Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016