Thomas Drenth

The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.

You did an amazing job, just like a real Thomas Drenth.

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

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Thomas Cooper

n: Fat Chick Thrilla

Thomas Cooper goes for the hefty bags, he must be a fat chick thrilla

by The man Tommy C October 7, 2018

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thomas bell jacksom

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

by Thomas501 May 21, 2021

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Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

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Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas

I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.

by JDPTURBO May 8, 2024

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