Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.

hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you

by littleBasini December 13, 2012

Rusty

A sexy bastard. He is a guy that has brown hair and has a girlfriend named Makenzi. They are amazing.

“I want a Rusty in my life”

by crazybabe August 13, 2019

Rusty Gear

The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.

I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Tant

Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.

Adjective: That fucker had a rusty tant

by Rancidcheeto June 22, 2024

rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016