Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

EGG?!

“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.

This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.

“EGG?!”

by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011

Hot Egg & Cheese

Ghetoo term for a girl that's got it all. Big ass, tits, and a nice puss.

Kalondro, my dawg...yo, a hot egg & cheese behind you.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 12, 2020

Zezos egg

The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.

The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.

by AnakinShrine May 22, 2024