A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.
by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
by dickbread January 7, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog
by Zach-41 February 10, 2021
Get the A Jacobmug. by joliette April 26, 2017
Get the jacob bixenmanmug. the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
Get the jacobmug. A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
Get the Jacobmug.