david

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!
by chig2 March 11, 2019
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David is a major bot
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David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.
"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"
by PoluxL December 03, 2021
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David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
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A fucking blockhead gimp. Loves cock and eats shit. mentally insane and likes kids.
David stop, I’m only 6
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(To pull a) David
- to masturbate in your friends house while they are there.
by Eddie Camoreon October 19, 2019
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Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever
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