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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.
Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.
by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018
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Jake Bentley

Man that QB is such a Jake Bentley. We need a real QB
by theonewithnogun August 31, 2019
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The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
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Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.
Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"
by Alittlebee July 14, 2019
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Jake

An annoying kid who thinks he is better than everyone and tries to act amazing around his friends.
Ughhh, don’t be such a Jake.
by Ickybickyspiderricky May 2, 2018
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Jake

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.
Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*
by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019
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