American Christian

In simple terms, A fake Christian. This is not exclusive to only Americans but rather a national-neutral term for someone who recognizes that the Bible may have some good teachings but doesn’t actually believe it to be the word of god. Most of these people just believe the Bible is “folklore” or “just a bunch of parables”. But won’t actually do any research on what they are claiming. Essentially just an agnostic or atheist who falsely associates with the Christian spiritual belief. These people are not in touch with their spirituality whatsoever and cling to “ReLigIoNn”. Based on cultural influences, traditionalism and mass deceit of the general population. In fact Jesus tells us to follow him and NOT religion (John 14:6).
Dude did you hear Wyatt is an American Christian? How cringe he should really read the Bible more in-depth.
by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 09, 2023
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Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.
by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
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The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe
Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”
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cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
by Michellaya December 09, 2019
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Christian Pulisic

The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
by ENoscatt January 06, 2024
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A Christian

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.
I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?
by Schnodi August 15, 2022
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