Christian is a boy who dated a girl but she was a hoe and he is very freaky and weird and he might be a hoe too who knows🤷🏽 ♀️
Christian idk
by Don’t worry lol September 4, 2019

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Pretty wank at soccer, think there too shit most of the time but they are a bunch of faggots when it gets to the dressing room. Bunch of ugly and smelly wogs that bat eachother off in the bathroom.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
“Once upon a time, i went to christian brothers lewisham and I had to leave imminently due to almost being sucked off in the cubicals.”
by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022

this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you
by heav4life March 3, 2022

this man is the sexiest most attractive boy you’ll ever meet, he’s so nice and has a tendency of pulling fire alarms
by peepeesucker069 November 2, 2021

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021
