Smiling Taco 

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

Smiling Taco by DrOlives September 6, 2013

Swordfish Taco 

The term used to describe the genitalia of a hermaphrodite.

I took this chick home and she had a swordfish taco!

Swordfish Taco by blurr1974 August 25, 2013

Roadside Taco Burglary 

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

Roadside Taco Burglary by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014

sitting taco 

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

sitting taco by sedk6 August 30, 2014

Goat Taco 

A delicious goat taco, or Birria taco

John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."

Goat Taco by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

steaming taco by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

couch taco 

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

couch taco by burritoslocos April 22, 2015