Guy 1: Doesn't seem like the Braves are going to win the World Series for a while.
Guy 2: Must be Cub's Syndrome.
Guy 2: Must be Cub's Syndrome.
by $lim $hady February 23, 2009
Get the Cub's Syndromemug. When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.
Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!
by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010
Get the kitchen syndromemug. When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
by mandypeaches August 25, 2012
Get the douchebag syndromemug. A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.
by The_Keeper_Of_Secrets January 11, 2012
Get the Sarcasm-Syndromemug. A behavioral offset(though not necessarily a detrimental one) in which a person will treat a random person they meet with(and probably helped with once or twice in their lives) as if they were best friends. Typical Myspace Syndrome can be identified in superfluously affectionate behavior(ie: often demanded big hugs when they meet, etc)
How the two meet is by no means limited to just adding each other as friends on Myspace/Facebook/etc.
How the two meet is by no means limited to just adding each other as friends on Myspace/Facebook/etc.
Guy A: Hey! :D
Girl: OMG, it's (insert name here). Hi :D
*big hug*
Guy B: Man, look at him. He's only met this girl one day last month ago when she asked for homework help, and now they act like there's an unbreakable bond between them, like every other girl this guy met. He's got a serious case of Myspace Syndrome.
Girl: OMG, it's (insert name here). Hi :D
*big hug*
Guy B: Man, look at him. He's only met this girl one day last month ago when she asked for homework help, and now they act like there's an unbreakable bond between them, like every other girl this guy met. He's got a serious case of Myspace Syndrome.
by AtmaRoM December 15, 2009
Get the Myspace Syndromemug. A state of mental existence often misdiagnosed as a disorder. Though this is probably to be expected, as people who do not benefit from Asperger's were the ones who decided to call it one. Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism that has effects such as the ability to focus intently and a level of logical thinking that almost rivals computers. Asperger's people also have a lower tendency to care about social interactions and graces, which is likely why neurotypicals (normal folks, often abbreviated NT) consider them disabled.
Asperger's is no more a disorder than sleep is. If anything, the mind of an Asperger's individual is more organized than a normal person's.
by Sky Render April 3, 2005
Get the Asperger's Syndromemug. When your 🍑 gets extremely sweaty, so you stuff all the baby powder, cotton balls, and toilet paper in the house in your buttcrack but it still won’t get dry. I hate it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.
by realTronaldDump October 11, 2023
Get the Powdercrack Syndromemug.