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Matt: Whatever, I knew you were a hoe anyway.
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by Babooshka80 February 25, 2021
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Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace
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