A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025
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by flame01 June 16, 2025
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by Michael's abortion July 3, 2025
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Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day
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by National reoccurring days July 14, 2025
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Rainbow: “I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip the sexy and pretty”
K-pop stans next to their iPod in 2009: “Absolute Cinema”
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by thetorofangirl August 29, 2025
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P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025
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“hey girl you going to Sexy Sundays?”
“nah my bitch said she going to Sexy Sundays I’m not jacking her no more”
“nah my bitch said she going to Sexy Sundays I’m not jacking her no more”
by Ghetto Vocabulary February 3, 2025
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