When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018
Get the Whitser Mud Piemug. Has more audacity than hair follicles. And has more hair follicles than dick. Looks like someone’s big toe. Is a snakey fucker
by MEATFORALL May 1, 2022
Get the Fly Pie Guymug. When two interracial men are having hot steamy sex and use their sweat mixed with semen and feces as a mask for a facial.
by MrDrummerDude October 13, 2015
Get the rainbow moon piemug. The Carolina Toe Pie is the act of sticking one's toes in a cow pie (basically cow shit/manure), removing them from said "pie" in which a friend or partner proceeds to suck it off your toes and thereafter starts frenching kissing you with shit still in mouth.
Frank: Hey Andrew, how was your day off?
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.
by anonymous February 13, 2021
Get the Carolina Toe Piemug. When you are screwing your partner doggy style and you creampie them deep inside their pussy, so far that it goes into her uterus and may possibly get her pregnant.
Jake was having sex with his girlfriend grace and she wanted him to give her a deep doggy pie because she loves him so much
by Ethos236 November 30, 2016
Get the Deep doggy piemug. Term for a female of the non-white persuasion with a penchant for white males. Could also be extented to non-heterosexual interractions.
by currylicious September 29, 2010
Get the shepherd's pie influenzamug. When a female is having sex for the first time and received a "creampie" at the same time as "popping her cherry".
Female: Hey! Did you hear? Timmy gave Hannah a Cherry Cream Pie!
Male: Wait isn't she his younger sister?
Male: Wait isn't she his younger sister?
by D3m0nF1st October 13, 2019
Get the Cherry Cream Piemug.