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cut the table in half

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
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The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet
by Vampirejerk May 20, 2023
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half-aunt

Parent's half-sister.
My half-aunt is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.
Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed
by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025
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Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
by Sir Flux September 28, 2009
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half-first-cousin

Half-cousin or half-1C:
1- Parent's half-sibling's child.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and one grandparent in common.
My half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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Half-aunt

Your half-brother's mother.
My half-aunt needs help to make her website.
by Purp Daddy May 21, 2024
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