Peanut Butter

A sticky substance also known as a foreign person's name as Pee-nute Bute-e-air. :

Off Zoey 101...
warning, saying Peenute Buteeair will make you hungry for Peanut Butter.

Girl 1: Hey there's Peenute Buteeair!
Girl 2: You mean the new foreign kid?

Girl 1: I'm hungry! I want some Peanut Butter!

by TheOne&Only RawrrrQueen April 28, 2009

duck butter

The sloppy green stuff that grows under the chef's hat

After purchasing food from the dirty 'gryo' man we bought the food back to our desk. When we opened our food we noticed the man had dropped his duck butter in our food.

by San Duck Butter September 26, 2003

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 06, 2017

peanut butter pirate

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.

"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

by Steve Kane May 08, 2004

make nut butter

to masturbate

Variation: to churn out nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!

by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017

Canadian Truffle Butter

When you pour syrup down someone's anal cavity then proceed to motorboat their cheeks

I heard that Savy liked to perform the Canadian Truffle Butter on Audrey.

by Sugar_Sugar_Sugar February 24, 2019

butter and egg man

A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.

by Koshell October 04, 2018