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long mouthing

When she tells you she likes to deepthroat, but she throws up on your favorite comforter
She tried long mouthing my dick. Now my bed looks like blue Gatorade.
by F0ckRite January 14, 2021
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Ridgeway ride-a-long

A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse
If you're rich enough you can go on a gary Ridgeway ride-a-long
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long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick
"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees
random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
by morting September 5, 2025
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longs

UK - long rolling papers for zoots
Do you have any longs?
by 345rtg3dd July 28, 2021
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