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Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat
He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck
by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025
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neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.
Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.
by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025
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Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.
Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!
by Bench Neck November 22, 2021
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Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021
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