muffins whip

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area

Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip

by bob teats April 08, 2010

Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.

I got muffin mix

by Fuckyobabydaddy May 17, 2022

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013

blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.

I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.

by latkaz November 11, 2014

fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 22, 2010

guttar muffin

Smelly Dusty Dirty Female Frontal Gash Possibly Brandishing Meat Curtains .

Bitc# got Guttar Muffin. Dirty pussy } { Crotch rot }

by E tha Mutha Fukin D OG December 30, 2017

muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011