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Fuckemup Karen 

A Karen who has transcended the level of fuckwittage that they have resorted to violence and will then hit you. When a person retaliates, the Fuckemup Karen will use their cat-like reflexes to grab their phone and stream pn Facebook live. Other characteristics include, shit hair, usually divorced, gets off on talking to managers and usually wearing expensive brands to show "power"
"Mate, I was at work today and witnessed a Fuckemup Karen"

"Damn, lucky. They're really rare"
Fuckemup Karen by Buffnuggets December 11, 2023

a karanastasis 

Someone who is just the man for the moment ngl. Alexander is the best one out of the lot, the man is so hot he leaves girls in his wake desperate to keep up. Basically the perfect Greek man or woman, looks are completely intoxicating.
- What do i do?
- Never fear, the karanastasis's are here (especially Alexander)
- a karanastasis is the best.
a karanastasis by tsikenmeister December 14, 2023

Genocide Karen 

A raging behemoth of Karen demanding "a word" with the President about unaliving defenseless children faster.
Did you see the interview about illegal settlements on TV yesterday? Their right-wing extremist leader was upset the news anchor was trying to hide the evidence and went full Genocide Karen instead.
Genocide Karen by Iamthat February 7, 2024

Army Karen 

An “Army Karen” is the wife of someone who’s enlisted in the military who is a total bitch to everyone else while he’s on deployment or just in the reserves
Sid: Susan is a total “Army Karen” since her husband was deployed.

Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
Army Karen by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024

Army Karen 

Army Karen” is a woman who’s boyfriend or significant other serves in the military and as a result goes on a power trip in acting erratically in ways not limited to infidelity to general human garbage behavior
Susan really has become an Army Karen ever since her husband was deployed.
Army Karen by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024
Someone who is against porn. Period.
That P-Karen at work I've been telling you about, reported me to the supervisor for opening a NSFW link!
P-Karen by Ali3n75 April 1, 2024