Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013

Mini Horse

A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.

How do you say mini horse in Spanish?

by Da gurls September 2, 2016

Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means…

That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting

"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."

by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023

Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.

Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse

by Pamthebear March 1, 2025