A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023
Get the slappin assholesmug. Hym "The KING of the assholes uh-thank-you-very-much. And now that we all agree than I'm right, I'll take my shit now please. You can all go... I don't know. Go fuck each other or whatever it is yoy filth oigs do when I'm not around."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Get the Assholemug. 
A: I know fooling around makes me an asshole.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
by Nasuuu April 3, 2020
Get the Assholitymug. by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016
Get the Checkered assholemug. What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
Get the tard pie assholemug. by loli big boobs July 3, 2015
Get the assholemug.