turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss

"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!

by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"

Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour

by suninnovember January 2, 2024

Turtle Lids

To describe to state of ones eyes after one participates in smoking canabis in large quanties.

The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.

by Rolfy22 July 23, 2007

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016

turtle

turtles are better then trees

nikola-GO TREES NO TURTLES
me-*hits him with rock onto his head*

by monkeymmmmm1 November 6, 2020

Bohemian Snapping Turtle

A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur

I’ll have a beer and a Bohemian Snapping turtle

by Raphael De la Dictionary June 23, 2019