Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

chinese bird feeder

When a guy cums in a girl's ass and then she drips it out into another girl's mouth or into his mouth.

I can't believe these two Puerto Rican girls were down to do a Chinese bird feeder.

by TballCoach June 28, 2014

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

bird in a stripey jumper

A bee or a wasp that is bigger than regular size.

BUZZZZ!!

Ben: what's that's?

Tim: I don't know

(Massive bee goes past)

Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!

by crazyrobo90 May 16, 2011

flaming bird hole

When one inserts a road flare into their anus and runs around flapping ones arms like a bird

Did you see the burns on Mike from that flaming bird hole .

by surfer503 May 28, 2014

admiral bird shotgun

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017