What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.

I'm doing the turtle spin.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.

Turtle is really chill

by Turle will back me up October 13, 2016

big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

turtle

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell

'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"

by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018

turtle

Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.

Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.

mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.

boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!

boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"

by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010