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backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023
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donkey Tired

my daughter was donkey tired after staying out at the party last night
by anonymous March 7, 2024
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donkey chills

the act of getting goosebumps and you can't quite remember the name at the moment.
lastnight i had this wierd dream and it happened the next day and i had......... had...... had.... whats the word? is it donkey chills?
by brian.banck December 12, 2008
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Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but
what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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he donkey

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"
by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014
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