Cub's Syndrome

To not win the World Series in 100 years.
See also: Epic Fail, and Pwned.

Guy 1: Doesn't seem like the Braves are going to win the World Series for a while.

Guy 2: Must be Cub's Syndrome.

by $lim $hady February 23, 2009

Myspace Syndrome

A behavioral offset(though not necessarily a detrimental one) in which a person will treat a random person they meet with(and probably helped with once or twice in their lives) as if they were best friends. Typical Myspace Syndrome can be identified in superfluously affectionate behavior(ie: often demanded big hugs when they meet, etc)

How the two meet is by no means limited to just adding each other as friends on Myspace/Facebook/etc.

Guy A: Hey! :D
Girl: OMG, it's (insert name here). Hi :D

*big hug*

Guy B: Man, look at him. He's only met this girl one day last month ago when she asked for homework help, and now they act like there's an unbreakable bond between them, like every other girl this guy met. He's got a serious case of Myspace Syndrome.

by AtmaRoM December 15, 2009

kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.

Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!

by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010

chickenhead syndrome

The need for stupid bitches to give head to useless stupid ghetto punks.

Yo! Dat bitch wid chickenhead syndrome gave f'ed up head to dem punks again.

by leothelump July 23, 2010

Sarcasm-Syndrome

A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.

Jordan Sarin is a sufferer of "Sarcasm-Syndrome"

by The_Keeper_Of_Secrets January 11, 2012

Asperger's Syndrome

A state of mental existence often misdiagnosed as a disorder. Though this is probably to be expected, as people who do not benefit from Asperger's were the ones who decided to call it one. Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism that has effects such as the ability to focus intently and a level of logical thinking that almost rivals computers. Asperger's people also have a lower tendency to care about social interactions and graces, which is likely why neurotypicals (normal folks, often abbreviated NT) consider them disabled.

Asperger's is no more a disorder than sleep is. If anything, the mind of an Asperger's individual is more organized than a normal person's.

by Sky Render April 3, 2005

Synlogic Syndrome.

Synlogic Syndrome(a.k.a cheatvx Syndrome) is a psychological condition that is associated with anger management issues, narcissism, and overall hostile behavior. Synlogic Syndrome can be diagnosed through daily observations of an individual's actions and behavior. The most evident signs of Synlogic Syndrome include: An individual calling others lackluster whilst also lacking in skill, being "toxic" or rude to the community and or individuals around them, and attempting to fight you in video games such as Roblox.com.

"Derpy, stop acting like you have Synlogic Syndrome."

by SOCOM #1 September 10, 2020