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Golden Century

A Chinese restaurant that is simply no match for Jasmine Rice
by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020
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Golden Brooks

A "Golden Shower" is when one person pisses on another. By contrast, "Golden Brooks" is when an television actress pisses on a script.
Thank goodness there are no more table reads this season. I don't want to subject myself to another Golden Brooks.
by Kevin the Hamburgerler June 9, 2008
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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Golden Bow

When a person bows toward another’s feet. The standing person urinates upward towards the rump of the bower, allowing the piss to flow down the spine and into the crook of the neck.
Jesus Christ Robert, another Puppers? What, are you trying to give me a Golden Bow tonight?
by Tlazolt30tl January 11, 2023
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Golden snitch

The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.
Ron: Harry caught the golden snitch!
Hermione: We win!
by Taeskookies November 10, 2020
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Golden stating

She is golden stating on a hotdog
by Dank spegetti February 28, 2017
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