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clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama
Léa is trynna clock my tea
by Fiiii May 14, 2024
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Tea Towel

A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
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tea

mmmmmmmmmm.....TEA
by llolloll February 4, 2020
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Tea Time

Gossiping during intercourse while you do oral to your partner.
"Hey. I just did Tea Time with Benjamin. So hot."
by Cleetus Chan November 22, 2022
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Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.
Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.
by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020
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Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.
She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.
by Zpford01 August 3, 2021
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