Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.

Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!

by Christian73 March 2, 2023

Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas

I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.

by JDPTURBO May 8, 2024

Thomas

Very cool

Thomas is very cool

by totallynotsteven June 6, 2021

Hanging out with Thomas

Is a phrase used when referring to being baked, high, stoned, etc.

1. "Hey we are going to hangout with Thomas, wanna come?"
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?

by Prof. Robert November 18, 2019

Thomas

A guy with the body and face of a greek god, has a rhino penis, baddie bagger and is a single mom lover.

Person: «Look at Thomas over there.»
Bird: «he’s so handsome»

by Papi mayek July 14, 2021

Thomas

THOMAS IS THE MF GOAT THE REST OF YOU ARE PUSSIES

people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies

by yodatz.TK June 2, 2022

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025