When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023
Get the twisted ladymug. 
A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
Get the spanking the lady monkeymug. 
by LeiM0 June 6, 2016
Get the lady cactusmug. A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.
The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
Get the Fox ladymug. by Will Waldman May 11, 2019
Get the Lady shouldersmug.