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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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Kevin

He’s the man.

Jk. Kevin is the most chill guy ever. He will put up with your bs, have your back in most situations, and has a good sense of humour. Once you get to know the guy, you’ll never forget him.
Kevin is cool
by Trisran December 8, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin, born into a Generation of the 70's, is the Male identifying equivalent form of a Karen, Maybe they're related, Who knows, All we Know is Kevin, aged 52, Married twice, divorced once with 2 kids and step-dad to 2 more, is the epitome of self-pity, no doubt Married to a Karen, or divorced one to marry another Karen... Kevin has a gross tendency to complain about the next generation not being hard workers. Or, in other cases, moans about how much respect "kids these days" don't have.. if American - Is most likely a Right Leaning Christian with "Strong Morale Values" that conflict with the true meaning of Equality and basically any Human Right..
Daniel: "Isn't your brother's name Kevin"
Owen: "Brother? Nah fam, not just his name, He IS a Kevin"
Daniel: "Fuck man.. Sorry to hear that"
Owen: "Nah man, I'm not Sorry, I'm sorry for their kids being raised by a Karen and a Kevin"
Daniel: "oh, fuuuuuuuck, that's so sad!!"
by Knealieee July 7, 2023
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Kevin

by dnskifs November 4, 2021
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Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake
"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"
by NBAValentino November 24, 2021
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Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
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Kevin Andersson

Kevin Andersson is an alias for his real name Punjat. Punjat is a unique breed in Indian ancestry and is considered one of the smelliest guys in his hometown, Årsta, Sweden.
Kevin Andersson is just a cover. His real name is Punjat A.K.A the smelly one”
by Tobias Böhm May 31, 2024
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