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International Shoot A CEO Day 

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.
I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.

Boomer scooter 

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.
Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.
Boomer scooter by Odiesel April 13, 2025

coot scoot 

to rub one’s sensitive parts upon inanimate objects, with the goal of self inflicted genital stimulation; clitorial awakening
Dude did you see Maria? She really knows how to coot scoot!

E-scooter virginity 

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins
That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity
E-scooter virginity by OG Zus August 18, 2025

Rooster scootin

Struttin around flirting or fucking off at work
You're over there rooster scootin when you should be up on that ladder working.
I see you over there rooster scootin for them chicks.
Rooster scootin by Big Wes & Eric January 24, 2026

Don't Shoot the Car 

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!