Rusty Remington

When you are banging a girl in the ass and you have poo on your meat rifle when you pull out.

"I was banging Darla in the ass and when I popped it out I realized she gave me a Rusty Remington

by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022

Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

by Sk!n August 30, 2024

Rusty Trio

consuming back-to-back-to-back shots of Rumplemintz, Jagermeister and Goldschlager

Wow, last night I took a rusty trio and I have been hungover for 24 hours!

by .boji November 13, 2011

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty chad

When a gay man sticks his dick in another man’s ass then puts it in that same man’s mouth

My man lover gave me a rusty chad last night

by Big Chad February 27, 2025

Rusty trophy

Rusty trophy : When a girl takes a rather large butt plug in, and as a token of your appreciation, you pull it out and hand it over for her to clean with her mouth.

She gave me a rusty trombone, I had to reciprocate with a rusty trophy.

My good girl deserves a rusty trophy for her obedience.

I got on one knee and handed her her own rusty trophy as a token of my appreciation.

by J.Saint March 30, 2021

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018