Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021
mugGet the Purple Mikemug.

I trust purple

A phrase that a fellow AROHA made for just us and ASTRO. It means that we will never leave our boy's side no matter what. We can trust them and they can trust us. We are family.

some AROHA have been trying to push this phrase in our family since 2016 but since we're a small family it's kinda to promote such things ;(( maybe one day it'll become our famous motto .
ASTRO: Please don't leave us. Trust us

AROHA: Don't worry I trust purple
by jinwoo's binch November 17, 2019
mugGet the I trust purplemug.

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole
by yoMamma June 19, 2015
mugGet the purple yogurt slingermug.

person in purple

Like Girl in Red or Boy in Blue asking someone this is asking them if they are into non-binary people
Person 1:Hey do you listen to person in purple
Person 2:Yes ofc
by PanBoi December 2, 2020
mugGet the person in purplemug.

Purple genitalia

When a girl gives you blue balls on her period.
My girlfriend gave me purple genitalia last night.
by mynoduesp16 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Purple genitaliamug.

purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald
hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.
by keithsimonson June 2, 2011
mugGet the purple slidemug.

Purple

Purple is REALLY stupid
by 6ire April 27, 2024
mugGet the Purplemug.

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