A bullshit marketing term used by Apple to promote their iOS devices claiming the age of the personal computer is coming to an end.
by cyclist1 February 16, 2018
Get the post-pcmug. The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
Get the Callum-postingmug. by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
Get the im posting this while drunkmug. The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual
Also know as post-papa depression.
Also know as post-papa depression.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
Get the Post-ritual depressionmug. The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
by Bunsbish May 22, 2025
Get the Post-Arnav-Glowmug. The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
Get the post mastication underwear migrationmug. This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster
Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
Get the Pattern Postingmug.