surfer boy pizza

to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer

john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza

bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that

by bertgo June 12, 2022

a pound of pepper on my pizza

too much spicyness on something.

Or when someone shits on your pizza.

They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!

by Controlfreak June 11, 2017

Out Pizza The Hut

An act of making a pizza better that is better than pizza hut's

John: Domino's Just Out Pizza'd The Hut
Pizza Hut: How? It Is Impossible To Out Pizza The Hut!
John: Domino's Cooked Theirs For Longer, Thus It Was Tastier, And Domino's Took Less Time To Deliver My Pizza, And In Doing So, Out Pizza'd The Hut

by ioutpizza'dthehutonce March 6, 2023

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.

" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"

by Kimbusha January 7, 2021

Pizza

Much more discrete code-word for Cocaine, maintaining a low-profile when texting, etc.
1 slice = quarter gram

Person 1 - "Hey bro can I get some pizza?"

Person 2 -"I've got 6 slices left."
Person 1 - "I'll take 4"

by LostAdvertiser November 13, 2017

knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021