Greeting used by German politician Philipp Amthor, becoming a meme after being used by German YouTuber Rezo.
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019

by escyr August 19, 2024

When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.
Typically seen in public accounting.
Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.
DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*
SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.
DB: Your a fucking nerdrat
SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*
SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.
DB: Your a fucking nerdrat
SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
by NOTACPA May 21, 2020

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
