Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

kick it

blackpink best song

"girl can you play blackink's best song"

"ok wait *plays kick it*"

"yasss bestie purrr"

by bacardigang October 12, 2020

cat kicking

The act of kicking a cat, usually for sport or competition, or if you are an insane person. The quality of the cat kick is measured length, with style or motivation also taken into consideration of the grade of the kick.

Man, I was so bummed that that cat kicking I had was worse than that other cat kicking because they took style into consideration, and he was pretty ecentric.

by pseudonymous-bosch- June 4, 2018

Drop kick

Term commonly known in afl when you, sike nigga. Is known for a good April fools prank when you drop kick ur new born through the fucking window into the neighbors pool. Fucking what when cunt I will cunt punt the fuck out of the neighbour if they have any issues. If they want to fight I will staple there mouths open and grate my syphilis scarred cock in there mouth

Did u see brody drop kick Tyler into next week when he was born ahahah a classic cunt. If u didn’t see u should cum in ur eyeball and then deep throat ur dad

by I love doing oopy March 9, 2019

ima kick you in the schnoz

A line said be by Goku when he met Frieza in DBZ Abridged (A Parody of DBZ)

Goku: Are you that Freezer guy
Freiza: I am Lord Freezer yes
Goku: Great ima kick you in the schnoz
Frieza: Excuse thats a new one

by ImaKickYouInTheSchnozGoku April 27, 2018

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022