jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though

person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”

by friendofidiots June 9, 2023

Jake Paul

A 24 year old ohio boy who fucks girls 5 times a week

Have you watched jake paul

yeah isnt he logan pauls brother

by 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢 ♡ June 17, 2020

Jake Harris

One of the greatest people ever. Has a giant cock, and is usually very intelligent about most things.

Hey, do you know Jake Harris? He's amazing, right!?

by ilovejakeharris March 3, 2025

Jake

Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.

"Ugh, look at Jake"
"Hows the weather up there Jake?"

by DoryJones🐠 April 18, 2018

jake

jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.

damn jake fucked me real hard

by jake with cake September 6, 2021

Jake

Jake is an extraordinary guy. Anyone who knows a Jake is bound to have a great time with them. He can be very truthful and feels the need to express themselves in weird ways, but can also be very sensitive and secretive at times. But a Jake most of the time won’t give a F

*person 1*: Jake is a nerdy guy
*person 2*: Nah he’s just being Jake

by Insert•user_0920 June 25, 2018

jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake

“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll”

by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023