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Jacob

The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie
Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell
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Jacob

by Real Alberto April 24, 2022
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Jacob

A fun loving guy with a remarkable sense of humour! He has fit as hair and he always blows you away with his amazing smile . I love him with all my heart and he will never break my heart . If a Jacob breaks your heart then you are an awful person because a Jacob is a flattering gorgeous guy with eyes that you could get lost in . He is always in your dreams and he wouldn’t ever hurt you because he would hurt himself as well . A Jacob is the love of your life .
Jacob , your myn
Yeah ik
by Ruby wren December 15, 2017
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Jacob sweat

You see him you run
by Garry the gorilla October 22, 2019
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Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
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Jacob

A gay white boy who is a cubs fan and does spoon jitsu
Guy:hey u wanna do something later??
Girl:fuck no ur a jacob
by itsthebear August 10, 2017
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Jacob A. Tashma

Guy who scams people with """"""""dragon piss""""""""
Jacob A. Tashma is a tethriterator jackass
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 12, 2023
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